no one has the right to take away your happiness

im jess. im from Chicago...if I know you personally, I suggest to not bother looking at my tumblr because you dont deserve to know what's going on inside my head. followers know way more about my life than anyone else i know in my daily life.and i hate people that take everything
seriously. they suck. .one direction. Harry, is my fave but I love em alll.ill always be a directioner...the fray.hockey.(lets be straight up... i would have no life without hockey. hockey is the greatest sport ever played ...im a die hard chicago blackhawks fan and i love everyone on our team more than life itself),Kaner<3,captain serious.derrick rose.cheerleading is my life..live with no regrets. -feel free to ask me anything , i usually follow back but not if your blog sucks, sorry.

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Today is Penguin Awareness Day. This is a penguin. Now you are aware. 

lolsofunny:

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classywithstyle:

don’t click seriously don’t my blog is full of bullshit

• Teacher: Why did you not study?
• Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

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Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day. 

48thspectator:

That should say hour.

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niggaquisha:

OHHHH MYY FUCKING ODDDDDDDDDDD

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• me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
• real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
• parents: but sweetheart you're white
• tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO

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like this if you have less than 5,000 followers! 

m-ichael:

Must be a new follower of http://itsgeorgia.com/

i will promote my favorite urls to 69,150+ :)

• Asking Alexandria: The tears that stain my cheek must make me look weak, I wear them proudly, I wear them proud
• Of Mice & Men: I'll pick up the pieces and earn some respect.
• A Day To Remember: I said I'd never let you go, and I never did. I said I'd never let you fall, and I always meant it.
• Sleeping With Sirens: There's hope for you tonight.
• Bring Me The Horizon: Everything I loved became everything I lost.
• Pierce The Veil: Without you, there is no me.
• Accepted music: Feeling fly like a G6. Yeah, I smoke weed and get drunk. I have sex constantly.

anrdew:

one of the girls in my class was checking her hair in her calculator